Goodnight Twilight

Have you heard the hype?  The whispers?  It is finally here!  The long awaited sequel of Twilight is here.  New Moon is scheduled to hit theatres Friday at 12:01 AM.  But the excitement among girls is not mutual to the other gender.  To be honest, us guys could care less about the Twilight craze sweeping the nation.

The vampire/werewolf/human love story took the world by surprise when author Stephanie Meyers turned her dream into a novel adored by girls everywhere.  Now, I haven’t read any of the books or seen the movies, but what possibly could draw girls to a movie about werewolves and vampires?  Aren’t girls supposed to be afraid of those types of things?

I just don’t understand how a movie about those fictional characters can be enjoyable.  I have seen a couple previews.  All of a sudden a guy jumps in the air and turns into a werewolf to save his friend, or girlfriend, I’m not sure. What is this?

And then this is the worst part.  Now every girl is on the prowl for her Edward.  I’m sorry to disappoint you, but my name is Jimmy not Edward!  Oh, and in case you were still wondering, I’m not a vampire, nor will I ever be!

I don’t understand if girls really like the movie or if they just like it because their friends do.  I feel like this always happens.  Like the Jonas Brothers.  I saw them on Disney Channel several years ago before they were popular and no one thought anything of them.  But then it all changed after one girl fell in love with them, it started a chain reaction.  Now, they seem to be recognized more than the president!

This is what happened with Twilight.  It wasn’t talked about to the capacity it is today until a select group of girls liked it.  Now, that is all anyone talks about.  Theatres have sold out their midnight shows already and the Twilight craze is far from over.  But I can tell you, it is bypassing us guys!

We don’t care for Twilight, and to tell you the truth, we think those crazy Twilight fans are slightly wacky!  Like I said, I can’t fully judge the series because I haven’t seen or read it.  But it seems the love for the movie by so many is definitely uncalled for!

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